What about one guitar with FIVE NECKS?

Bands really need to ask themselves if they ever really need three guitars.

Can you imagine having Billy fucking Corgan as your boss and also traveling extensively with him? Jesus

Being English, he of course refers to the device as an exercise footcycle.

Unfortunately, his Peloton instructor couldn’t hear Nolan’s response because the background music drowned out his words.

Both ideas were terrible (as is Returns, but I’ve posted enough about that over the years). I don’t understand overthinking the character beyond “she’s a cat burglar whose conscience can be occasionally be prodded”.

Again: “...you people [space] .”

Johnson is not human. He is a brand. A living, breathing brand that subsists on fame and attention.

Why is that you weirdo MAGA trolls all have such...not even bad punctuation, per se, just bizarre punctuation. Like, you went through the trouble of typing out “enjoy” [space] “.” [space] “!!” And that looked right to you? That made sense? That conveyed what you intended to convey?

Agreed. The reopen of Jezebel is never going to work without hiring at least one writer who has copyediting skills. Sorry, Jez, but your prime audience is aging feminists who grew up on books, not Twitter. We NEED words to be spelled correctly.

I think it’s very possible that he didn’t read the material but that he came on board aiming for “genre fare/high drama” just by nature of the production itself. I absolutely adore Alan Rickman and his Snape is fantastic (one of the greatest genre performances imho) but he is hitting broader notes than he does in 90%…

He was FUNNY

This is the basic problem with aging as an “edgy” comic. Edginess doesn’t age well in general, but when you’re young, you’re usually taking on the old sacred cows and loosely arguing for a new way of looking at things that can be interesting and thought-provoking even if you’re ultimately wrong. Almost all aging…

I’m not one to be offended by jokes. But I am offended by comedians who sideline comedy to complain about people being offended by jokes. 

William Shatner.

MAX has destroyed the HBO brand by mixing peak TV, which they’re excellent at, with “reality” programming dreck - which seems to be an unending undulating mass of sewage flooding all streamers. Diluting of the HBO brand with MAX doesn’t add “class” to such programming - it drags the whole ship down into the morass of …

I am very, very progressive

So’s my jewelry store, Kay Kay Kay.