The stuff about Rob at least came out pretty close to when it happened. This was considered his big chance at a comeback. 

Honestly, I came to Beat It through Eat It. The exploding guitarist, wheeling out gang members on dollies, Al fogging up the camera breathing hard into it . . . 

God that last split second before the clip starts back over, you can see the mask slip and the terror in his eyes. I need a cigarette. 

It astounds me that they really do think this is the winning play. “Hey Joe: where’s YOUR coronavirus, huh? That’s right BITCH.” Never mind that Biden’s lead went to double digits the past week. Yeah that’ll bring people back. Once again they are categorically unable to play to anyone except their base. The easiest…

My wife and I got sucked into the show and my ongoing frustration is it just can’t land on a tone. Zabka’s stuff seems very self aware and in on the joke (except that awful Johnny reunites with his Cobra Kai buddies episode), while Daniel’s stuff seems like something out of a Christian Family Network show.

Our Houston theater a) laughed at the generic ass freeway sign used to signify Houston and b) went apeshit when Houston got nuked. 

Honestly, I was just so relieved that it wasn’t as bad as the 94-95 season that I enjoyed it more than I had in a long time at that point. It was obvious to me that they had lightning in a bottle with Ferrell but I thought most of the cast was pretty strong at what they did. I still didn’t last too much longer as a…

There’s so many much more critical things to deal with right now, I know. And yet. Some small part of me really, really hopes that in the first year of the Biden/Harris administration we see Wohl in handcuffs.

Who’s that guy on the right in the photo? Somebody should’ve thrown him off set for just hanging around all day.

Those clowns in congress did it again!

That green carpet . . . 

This is probably the first time their lips have touched since Christmas. 

Wait, so are there two office recap podcasts hosted by former castmembers now?

1) Alternative Facts, already mentioned

Well I caved in and we watched it Friday. I missed getting to see her flatten in her seat at that first T-Rex roar but she got quite a few good jump scares from the raptors.

I was really tempted. But I read a couple of reviews and all noted that any scenes “taking place at night” are hard to see. Uh oh.

The T-Rex attack remains one of my favorite sequences in movie-dom. Just a perfect buildup, not just in that immediate scene, but everything in that movie had led to this point and it was this glorious, cathartic, terrifying, thrill. I thought my heart was going to explode out of my chest the first time I saw it. 

It always kind of surprises me that for how much JP made at the box office, it didn’t make that much more. It was a genuine, old school, blockbuster phenomenon. EVERYONE wanted to see it. Screenings were sold out for weeks; I remember driving 30 minutes to theaters out in the sticks just to get to a screening that…

I very badly want my daughter to see this, but on the big screen, and I keep missing it. I was ready to go for the 25th anniversary and there were no showings near us. So I keep putting off just queuing it up on Netflix, because I want her to have that same experience I did, flattened in my seat by that T-Rex roar.…

That’s great but can we not have any more dipshit 50 year old UFO sighting episodes? “Half of the people who allegedly witnessed this event have died of natural causes.”