Damn. Hearing Donald Fagen's "New Frontier" in the background made that clip an Inception moment: Watching a vintage news special from the 80s while "New Frontier" plays in the background that is about the early 60s. Mind fawk.

Fucking articulate as fuck. Kudos, Arnheim.

I wonder if the reports were skewed in order to continue the push for physical media obsolescence. When you download a digital game on PSN, you can only download it a number of times. So, if your console becomes broke or stolen or have a hard disk error, you're kind of screwed. Plus not to mention, games will be…

Plot twist: I forgot to mention the tribute story was due to the fact that her dad died from cancer. Plus I forgot to tell you what we talked about during that date: Cell phone radiation and its link to cancer. Yep, I even mentioned Sheryl Crow. I actually went there. Don't ask. I was so nervous that I spewed out…

But it's kind of unique circumstances with this girl. After that abyssmal date, I took a focus in gaining confidence and improving myself by getting a job that I (somewhat) liked. I became a reporter, and of all things, I am assigned to do a story on her dad months later. It was awkward. It was basically a tribute…

And your response actually resonated with me. Met a girl last summer, really liked her, and subsequently bombed at our first date. (That's a story in itself.) She friendzoned me, which was totally expected given the circumstances. (Again, you have to hear how horrible the date went sometime, if you care.) Instead…

"There is nothing sexier than a guy who can take rejection well." Say what?

I always wanted to do either a documentary or book on the history of video games. It's truly a legitimate art form and viable medium nowadays. I write, so hit me up if you're serious about working on a manuscript about this.

Behold, the evolution of video games. This was bound to happen sooner or later. We've been playing on a 2-D screen for over 30 years. Time for an upgrade. Although I suspect my wallet will disagree. I'll wait a couple years and/or decade.

But the most important question is, does someone in the game say "praise the sun?"

LOL! This is my runner-up, next to Dr. Chaos on the NES, too. Oh man, my babysitter at the time warned me about this licensed mess. I remember her distinctly saying, "You'll get past the first level." One Blockbuster rental later, she was proven correct. That damn street block. Screw this game.

Dr. Chaos for the NES. I was like five or six years old. Only $19.99 at Toys R Us at the time (90s, people). I remember turning it on, seeing inside a house filled with randomness, and turning it back off. I had no idea what the hell to do, and still don't to this day.

Can you download the original on Virtual Console yet? Rather play that instead. Judging by the art style and CGI look, this looks like the N64 version compared to the first one.

The archetype of FPS players....besides 12-year-old little shits. Seriously, listen to voicechats in a COD or BF lobby.

As for Titanfall, it's going to implode on its own hype.

Who the hell buys next-gen consoles at launch? What do you really expect? Go play your backlog.

We already rank low with internet connection speeds compared to other countries around the world. Two, simple words: Fuck this. This whole neutrality deal reaffirms that America is Land of the Fee and Home of the Slave. The whole problem is these ISP juggernauts like Comcast, AT&T, Time Warner, et al have a…

I don't know....it seems with this "subsurface glow" and other refinements made Lara look more cartoony compared to her model on last gen. Nevertheless, she looks more attractive....and as someone pointed out, more Asian this go-around.

YouTube has been providing essentially free advertisement for these developers and publishers. Sounds to me like they're not getting a piece of the pie and laying the smackdown by sanctioning draconian, B.S. measures against something really innocuous. YT is still getting money with ad revenue, so I don't know why…

I knew 4Chan was always weird and had a lot of "you have to be there" kind of humor, but this one is out of line.

Seriously, does this surprise anyone? It's Micro$oft, after all. (Disclaimer: Not a fanboy of any party, either.)

Glad Kotaku-particularly Stephen-share the same sentiments as me. These next-gen consoles seem more like an obligation by the manufacturers to be released considering the extended lifespan of the current gen systems. You have to ask yourself if they really offer something you absolutely need that you can't get on…