Good for her. The Stupid Bowl is not her demographic. Bros with beer-swollen bellies, leaking testosterone with every sip and screaming at their no-neck monster “idols” is not her crowd.

Yes! I’m there - want to be first in line!

Thank you for this great info - signing up today!

Really? How so? I really want to know, I signed up with Uber, and have used it a few times, but always looking for something better - what is the difference? All of our Uber drivers have had water and snacks for us - only one guy was clueless about where he was going, in Atlanta.

I wouldn’t have a clue who she was if she got in my car, unless she started singing. She looks like all of my college students! Yes, I’m old. Now, if Meryl Streep or Helen Mirren or Tilda Swinton got into my car, I’d become a tub of gelatinous goo!

Ah, my home town - miss it so! phone set to NY time!

Ah, my home town - miss it so! phone set to NY time!

Wow, I tried today very early PST, guess I need to set my Kinja Deal clock for EST!!! Thanks for all you do for we Jezzies and for being our personal shopper!

Wow, I tried today very early PST, guess I need to set my Kinja Deal clock for EST!!! Thanks for all you do for we…

And the grounds for appeal are what, precisely?

So, the globally conscious Mooooovie Stahs and Ms. Human Rights Advocate meet with the man who treats women less than equal and houses pedophile priests in palazzos - sweet!

Wow, what is that from?

Oh, my (insert your diety of choice). Is it possible to be any more tone-deaf or disrespectful and still be on American soil? This should be the death-knell for the ridiculously revered NYFW - aka — Empereur sans vêtements (stated en Francais for the snooty crowd - for the rest of us - the fashion-obsessed,…

No, nope, no. Don’t do this. This would totally desecrate Robin Williams’ memory. All of these live-action reboots are garbage, just like anything CG.

So lucky I’m too old for my youthful transgressions to have been captured forever on the Internet. This doofus stuff will look really great when these little darlings are applying for scholarships, law school or looking for jobs! Their stupidity branded onto the world forever!

YESSSSS—Can’t get enough AHS, Paulson, Bates, Bassett and the crew. Hope Gaga actually has acting skills. Would love to get behind Scream Queens if only for the great Jamie Lee Curtis. The rest of the cast-so far, meh.

Please, a list please, of current role models for my females students. Malala, yes, who else?

Patriarchy — it’s why I’m a former Catholic!

I’m just glad that this flag exposed me to the genius filmmaking of Ms. Newsome. Very haunting, lyrical and tinged with humor work. More Please!!!!! Hollywood - take notice of Ms. Newsome - maker of films that do not stereotype blacks. Already watched it three times, until 4 a.m. She really has talent and I’d love to…

Yes, Scout is quite the little diva - she loves belly and ear scratches - but only when she approves!

Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

I do beg your pardon!