The “obvious thing’ is subjective. When you judge the validity of another person’s assault because you don’t approve of their response, you sound like an asshole, Nancy Grace .

Since you state quite clearly that that has never happened to you, why don’t you sit the fuck down. Because you know what? As an adult, I had the “perfect rape.” It would have been a 5 minute SVU episode. Stranger, violent, witnesses, and in rural PA (which is pretty racist) he was even black. Choo choo train to…

I got all excited to hear about Bieber getting hit with a golf cart.

Hopefully the clothes aren’t manufactured and embroidered by less empowered women, men and children in a sweatshop somewhere.

It says right in the article that she DIDN’T ask for money, but also celebrities wear gowns on the red carpet LITERALLY to advertise the brand. Would you say a billboard owner was cheap for refusing to put up an ad for free? Celebrities wearing clothes is not like you or I wearing clothes. This is part of their job -…

I wonder how empowered the girls sewing together Crow’s clothes for ten cents an hour are? I know I would feel super empowered !

It’d be a compliment to Lagerfeld to have someone better looking play him in a movie. The photos side by side look like a woman who has aged beautifully, and one who didn’t.

It’s just such an unexpected response, given the demographics and outlook of the Jezebel commentariat in general. I have to assume it’s this weird little in-group quirk that manifests here. I don’t know where it came from, though, and I really wish it would go away. In lieu of that, you’re right — maybe less Beyoncé…

I did actually think about all that when I was writing it, but I felt like I was using it appropriately and respectfully in context, and frankly, it seemed like the only accurate way of expressing what I was feeling.

I did actually think about all that when I was writing it, but I felt like I was using it appropriately and respectfully in context, and frankly, it seemed like the only accurate way of expressing what I was feeling.

You gotta watch the album. It’s fucking amazing.

If Blue Ivy could just jump up and down and cheer for me on a regular basis, I think I could do anything. I’m definitely not baby crazy, or even really that interested in other people’s kids, but for some reason that child just makes my heart melt.

Haha It’s the internet, I won’t be bothered. And that is exactly what my problem is every time I see Beyonce mentioned. There are a lot of black women out there working hard to build a career, yet everyone who says that they’re here to support black women can’t seem to find the energy to support anyone besides…

she looks pregnant this time

Because black women haven’t already been speaking about their pain and struggle in every single rnb song ever. But I guess no one cares about them anymore unless they work for Beyoncé.

She’s probably just as mortified that her line is produced in size Large, as she is that it’s labeled “Made in China.”

$1.00 ? what a fucking rip off.........

haha that last tweet, shoving her award in his face. so petty. so wonderful. she is the patronus we need right now.

Maybe I’m just very obtuse but will someone please explain who the fuck Jason Derulo is?