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I totally agree. The outliers that make this all so merky. There are dozens of celebrities that I would have cut my left hand of to have a chance at making them my first. I would have also bragged about it the rest of my life.

I couldn’t think of a better word. haha like I feel like if you were walking 10 blocks from him even you would get goose bumps. I feel like if I ever met him face to face despite science I would immediately become pregnant. Or have a stroke. I am not sure which. lol

I am pretty distraught. Johny Depp is so sexually pungent that even in a Donald mask he’s very arousing and that troubles me greatly. Because up until now I saw the Donald as the most repugnant creature on this planet. I would fuck Shabani the gorilla in hopes of saving the human race over Donald. My vagina couldn’t

We can only hope. lol

I am so dumb. lmao When I saw it I assumed they did it by standing in the cold wearing the pants, getting them wet, letting them freeze and then climbing out of them. smh.

I can’t even imagine a quick google search would ok this. Or even some dude you met at a buss stop, or your 12 year old little sister who has baby say once thought this was a good idea.

The level of dumb here is astonishing. Some people just think they know better than thousands of years of people raising children.

Hahah he does! Nothin wrong with that! Pangolin’s rule!

I think enthusiastic “yeses” are great for both men and women to learn. #1 I feel like it empowers women to feel good about saying yes and being interested in sex, instead of the old way of thinking that “good girls” play hard to get, or resist sex and that men should “work for it” in that they should be persistent in

Typically I am repulsed by rape “jokes” but this brings to mind Amy Schumer’s line about “Grape” That every woman has been “graped” Where you didn’t say no, but you didn’t exactly want to. I appreciate that “joke” because I think it brings up a very valid point and something that rings true for a lot of women. And I

I think that is the most unsettling part for me. It’s the opposite of Gordon Ramsey telling you you’ve fucked everything up and you should just quit at life because you are worthless. Her’s is like when you are a teenager and you really fuck up and one of your parents just looks at you and says, “I’m just

Also I find Mary Berry to be terrifying in the sweetest nicest way possible. Lol I fear her passive, polite as possible judgement. haha

I just love Richard, he makes me so happy. He seems like such a sweet humble man who just loves to bake. So cute! Love this show!

Except when you live in a place that doesn’t have middle schools and has junior highs with 7,8,9th grade kids together ages 12-15.

Yeah I have to disagree. He may be a little idiot, but I don’t think it’s that weird of an age difference it’s not like he was trying to hook up with a 5 year old. I kinda feel like 12 and 15 are pretty similar mentally. I knew tons of girls in 7th grade with 9th grade boyfriends at our school and it wasn’t weird at

To compare Donald Trump to a Tardigrade is an insult to Tardigrades, the adorable and amazing water bears don’t deserve that. #LeaveTheTardigradesOutOfThis

To compare Donald Trump to a Tardigrade is an insult to Tardigrades, the adorable and amazing water bears deserve better.

Exactly how I use it. Like holy shit, got my first car loan, omg me find my own health insurance? I guess.... lol

I totally use the word Adulting... but for more substantial things. Like I set up a 401K for myself yesterday. 6 months ago I probably would have said idk what the fuck a 401k is or why I would need one. Also, applied for graduation from community college after spending approximately six years there taking fun classes

KS bride (so not southern) but I have 6 bridesmaids. Then again they get to choose their own dresses entirely. Wooohoo for mix and match!