Wonder what Jules' opinion on Salinger was.

10 years later his neighbors would say, "But he was such a nice guy."

Never would've happened if Mark Wahlberg was around.

I imagine that that chipmunk was happy to have been squashed to get out of having to be part of Failure to Launch. I wouldn't rule out suicide, to be honest.

None of these statistics are going to stop me.

I scrolled down to the bottom of the article and voilà the comments in the same place they always are.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! or something

Great. Now I have to wait until sometime in 2016 to download the 720p brrip.

Also, that particular Blockbuster was shuttered this summer and the building is now a fucking mattress store.

The VHS tape(s) would already be bagged up and ready to go when he came out of the backroom. I guess they had that policy just in case you brought your children with you while you were renting porn.

The piracy selection is pretty great.

[Nostalgia Alert] Every Friday my brother, my dad, and I would go to a particular indie video rental store (the name of which escapes me) that was also a tanning salon for some reason. My dad would disappear into the Adults Only backroom while my brother and I scanned the newest Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal…

I could see how you could interpret "Perfect Day" as being a song about sarcasm.

Someone is editing Wikipedia as we speak.

Was it really about heroin? I see this a lot, but thought it was a result of it being used in Trainspotting. Lou Reed never confirmed it as far as I know. It could just as easily be interpreted as a song about a jilted, obsessive ex lover.

O'Neal needs to be commissioned to create all of the promotional posters for this movie.

People always forget the comma: Run, DMC!

"The Princess and the Cobbler" (cobbler being a shoe-maker and not a delicious dessert) was in production for 31 years. Ergo, it is the greatest movie of all-time.

MTV don't care about black people.

Tracking lines are pure fucking terror.