$50 million and that’s what Cleveland goes with?

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

Yup. Pride is a motherfcuker. Accountability is even worse.

Good luck, ma’am/sir.

When I was first getting clean from my overall drug addiction (I still drink unfortunately) I was so upset when I would tell my family I had been for a few days, a few weeks, or a few months and they wouldnt act like it was important. It might not seem like a big deal to outsiders, but to an addict/alcoholic even a…

“Traitor.”

I’ll do the same thing in my living room to celebrate the first Sunday of the NFL season.

This guys dad needs to take a page out of Red Forman’s foot in ass book.

Wow. That is eerie, how similar those are. I was all prepared to be like, “haha, that’s funny, but I’m honestly a little creeped out.

It is amazing that the dude just shut down Curry 1 on 1 during a clutch moment in the game, was +19, and had 14 rebounds and still getting shit on.

in fact, lead singer Luke Spiller’s voice is a dead ringer for Freddie Mercury’s

Should have ended this a sentence early instead of pushing an agenda.

I’ve been wanting to attend a World Cup for years. Pre-2014 I had no money. Was going to do Brazil, but after they released the schedule I realized it would be a travel nightmare to catch 2 USMNT games. (It was.) So I bailed.

Once again, Darwin is cheated.

Look, an airbag isn’t going to save your ass if you get in an accident in one of these. If a Viper wants you dead, you dead.

At least he’s all bark this time.

I’m thinking orange top, orange bottom. No belt or shoelaces.

If I proposed this idea to my parents they would’ve told me to go fuck myself. The parents are just as responsible for their young adult children’s shitty behavior as the ‘kids’.

@Ben Wojdyla: There was stuff before 9-11?

@cmdrfire: Much easier to read a headline and then post a comment than read the whole post. Who reads anymore anyway, that's pre-9/11 stuff.