I would say ~20 is a reasonable amount for a session. But that's in canisters, which have generally more than a can of whipped cream and cost about 1/6 as much.

If politicians count, I used to briefly work for a canvassing company(shit job, shit pay)and we all got a free ticket to a Democrat Party fundraiser headlined by Howard Dean like ‘07 when he was head of the DNC. At the time everyday before going out to canvas we’d all put are hands in the the circle and then break…

OMG I can’t stop laughing.

THERE IT IS

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.