As my grandmother (RIP) would say, “If he don’t sit his black ass down somewhere...”

In the words of my grandmother, “Negro, please”.

A little Dominican

Sort of like black men who won’t go down. Not everything is for everybody.

That hotel worker stood there like he had a manual counter in his hand and was recording the beatdown stats for posterity’s sake.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

Honestly this is what it’s going to take. While I don’t condone violence, it’s going to take white people calling out other white people on this shit. Also this is a classic case of don’t let your million dollar mouth write a check you 2 cent ass can’t cash.

You lost me at “pro tip” and “waaaayy” yet I persevered to get through your silly comment. I’m strong like that!

Um...did you really take that seriously?

This is so confusing to me. I wear yoga pants to yoga, sweat my ass off, toss them in the hamper when I get home, and do laundry 5 days later. They’ve never smelled like anything different than all my other clothes. Are other people doing something weird? Do I have magical sweat glands? What’s the deal here?

I work out in yoga pants or leggings and I then wash them. They never stink. I’m confused as to why there is a whole “thing” about avoinding stinky clothes.

to put it lightly

This relationship looks exhausting.