Their police rob olympic swimmers at gun point, then seize the victim’s passports so they can be held until they recant their stories. Yes, Brazil looks very bad.

Yes.

Neither party has made false accusations for financial gains. There was never an intent of physical or emotional harm.

Hulu is putting on The Handmaid’s Tale (with Samira Wiley squee!), HBO supposedly is still doing a series based on Oryx and Crake (although I haven’t heard anything about it recently), and now Netflix is adapting Alias Grace! It’s a great time to be an Atwood fan!

Ahhhh Rio. “We’re not a corrupt, crime-filled city, how dare you insinuate that!

Now give us your passport for saying so.”

It is bullshit. The three top scoring athletes should win.

For some reason, my money is on Feinberg.

Percheskey is referring to his fleshlight.

They’re trying to figure out if you’re still awake.

My favorite part of this whole Senior Week thing has been finally realizing that Ashley Feinberg is my favorite person on the Internet.

I want nothing more than a Netflix dramedy series about the Gawker Media office and it’s employees

Ok. I’ll be that person.

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I keep having bouts of anxiety and depression over it, to the point where I wonder if I should go to the doctor, and I’ve never been diagnosed with depression. My husband was very understanding while I was sobbing the other night. But then the next day, he gingerly mentioned that he was worried about me being so upset…

This has caused a very personal crisis for me, as both of my (divorced, independent-of-each-other) parents are apparently Trump supporters. I ... don’t understand and am seriously depressed by it (not being glib, it’s causing anxiety/depression because I have no idea how I can even be in the same room as my parents…

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

HARD disagree. i’ve said it before but i hate patriotism EXCEPT during the olympics and the DNC and then i’m alllllllllll about america.

Because Bloom went ahead and got naked in public, knowing that there were likely cameras pointed at him while J-Laws nudes were stolen from her via hack. He wanted us to see him naked, she didn’t want us to see her naked. Glad I could clear that up for you.

The Stalker Defendants would be a good band name.