He doesn’t have a penis, that’s the whole point.

I’d like to read that explanation, but it is longer than 140 characters, and seems to contain a substance called “nuance” that I hear is important in international diplomacy, but which just confuses me.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Strange things seem to happen at the Wayne County Walmart.

I oppose the death penalty only because I worry about innocent people being executed. It annoys me that guys like Roof have no problem taking other people’s lives while being concerned for their own. He wants to live but didnt care that his victims wanted to live also.

That’s a seal.

Mr. Robot is sooo good and Rami is excellent in it. I tell pretty much everyone I know to watch.

But enough about Donald Trump...

I’m sorry, but women don’t have a right to privacy. Especially if they’re hot. /s

GWB saying he’s probably going to be the last Republican president in our time.

Top 2 trends on Facebook:

Sick of everything

By the latest accounts, three out of 800 came in a Mercedes and set up a perimeter from an elevated locations. Two supposedly got away in the Mercedes in what the FBI is calling a “well coordinated, pre-planned attack”. The BLM rally was simply the venue, if I understand things at this time.

People do not carry around rifles all the time in Texas. Have you ever even been there or are you just talking out of stereotypes?

People give Texas a lot of shit but there has been some good stuff happening in our major cities for a while.

For a white supremacist, concocting implausible excuses for police to murder black people isn’t dumb.

Well, that’s something to think about when the subject of police murdering civilians instead of protecting them comes up.

Can we get more of this please? Like Jessie last week, other celebs, known personalities actually saying something. Using their platform to say something? Rather than just nod about how tragic it is?

Another example of the progressive party being the party of a strong economy. Investments in education pay off substantially by providing a skilled, intelligent labor force, which in turn increases productivity. There is a massive educational gap that will cost us up to $2 trillion in GDP over the course of the next…

I would love for that to be the case, but it won’t happen. If you asked Carlson about any other woman’s sexual harassment in the workplace she would probably still roll her eyes and claim the victim is being too sensitive and everyone is too PC.