I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

You guys! My friend’s seven year old daughter wrote Obama because she was upset about people abandoning animals at animal shelters. SHE GOT A LETTER FROM HIM YESTERDAY! A real letter! With a real signature! It wasn’t just a form letter - he acknowledged the things she said in her letter and agreed that, yes, we need…

the suspect has been shot dead by police

And that’s how Gawker will get out of debt.

It’s an arms race. The least freeing thing in the world.

Please accept this nice gif I found as a pledge of my continued support!

But what is really important... Anna is a 10 for exposing small dicks to society.

Lots and lots of TP reports to file, if you know what i mean.

In the Response to Dissents, the majority also provided a nice and succinct history lesson* on the subject:

Normally the nomination of a woman for a national party ticket would get a full throated YAZ KWEEEN! from me, but the woman being Hillary, I shall merely golf clap and whisper a polite Yes Queen.

If they are saying bad things about him, it’s THEM. He doesn’t have to want to be around kids every time. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

I’m 31 and newly married to someone 5 years younger than me, and we are in no rush at all to have kids. I’ll happily be an old dad. A good chunk of my friends are late 20's to early 30's and already have at least one kid, some have two. I’m so goddamn tired of their kids being all over the place that my wife and I…

I have no doubt Trump employs many groups that he can underpay.

She is honestly a neoliberal warmonger. I mean, I’ll vote for her, because she’s not a fascist demagogue, but still...

I think she’s a terrible, dishonest, self-serving politician who’d eat her child if it furthered her own career.

In short, she’s Donald Trump sans the real estate holdings.

African greys are crazy smart and have the cognitive function of a human toddler. I can believe that the parrot remembers his owner being killed.

Why yes, this is a good TLDR summary of Dick’s column, thanks for your help.

There is no such thing as the gender gap. It is a pernicious myth perpetuated by those who are angry that they don’t receive the standard 25% bonus reserved for owners of white penises.