Thanks for your male opinion, patriarch...

The original Neighbors was shockingly good! I’m very excited to see this!

I’m predicting that during the first episode, in the midst of a three day Mead binge, young Will, desperate to keep The Globe afloat, accidentally murders Christopher Marlowe and spends the remaining episodes on a guilt-filled self destructive path, alienating everyone around him.

If by “it,” you mean eating a packet of relish at the Metropolitan Museum of Art because you’re super stoned, then yes.

TL, DR summary: Megyn Kelly validates Trump’s criticism that she is a lightweight.

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

Team Michael all the way.

Last time there was a Jane post on Jezebel, it became apparent very quickly that most people are Team Raphael and actively dislike Michael. I don’t get it! Raphael is messed up. He’s emotionally manipulative, selfish and a wealth of other negative characteristics. Plus those eyebrows. Ugh!

Michael does not have a general lack of oompf. I would say despite his anger issues, he is an adult (as much as one can be in a telenovela). In the choice between Rafael and Michael, Michael wins. Rafael is the spoiled playboy that just recently learned to not always put his happiness before others, Michael almost…

Tell me, are you honestly unaware of how language, word use, and societal perceptions and associations based thereon evolve over time, or are you being willfully obtuse?

I am stealing this idea if I ever have a baby. I’m going to invite everyone over and then they’ll wheel out a cake shaped like a penis or a vagina.

This is why, as a Scorpio, I wonder about all this Cancer research. #AllSignsMatter

Nah. Definitely because abortion providers are purposely seeking to eradicate black people.

“When Ivana accused him of marital rape, she subsequently recanted her statement and praised him.”

It depends. What were you wearing?

He also disapproves of the “sedimentary lifestyle.”

Or Bernie might. Or Hillary might. Really, the math is way on the Democrats side, and whoever the nominee is, they have been thoroughly vetted and have come out looking pretty good. Trump, on the other hand, will be turned into mincemeat by either Bernie or Hillary. They are both seasoned professionals, and they will…

For real though, it’s about fucking time. I got a cold brew last week and the medium size was 90% ice with about 3/4 a cup of coffee. Not cool, Starbucks. We all know you don’t need that much ice to keep the thing cold, you’re just trying to cut costs.

honestly i am team daenerys is the worst