Or Bernie might. Or Hillary might. Really, the math is way on the Democrats side, and whoever the nominee is, they have been thoroughly vetted and have come out looking pretty good. Trump, on the other hand, will be turned into mincemeat by either Bernie or Hillary. They are both seasoned professionals, and they will…

For real though, it’s about fucking time. I got a cold brew last week and the medium size was 90% ice with about 3/4 a cup of coffee. Not cool, Starbucks. We all know you don’t need that much ice to keep the thing cold, you’re just trying to cut costs.

honestly i am team daenerys is the worst

“I watched as fear invaded my father’s eyes—this man who was never afraid of anything. I heard his voice tremble as he stood in the living room and said, ‘I don’t know where I am,”

As someone who grew up in Poor White Trash Motherfucker Land(TM), you make some damn good points, beets.

I’m not sure how that’s relevant. Are we playing oppression olympics here?

You should really read the article. Poor white people have good reason to feel like no one cares about them. The fact that they have racial privilege doesn’t mean that they’re not systemically disadvantaged in other ways.

Ok, I’m gonna sound like a typical smarmy over educated liberal here but....shit like this is why people think of the Republican Party as “the stupid people party”. It’s also why that saying “if you want to see what life was like 25 years ago go to the south” is becoming so prevalent and incredibly true. I know that…

WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO RUIN MY MOMENT?!?

STILL TAKING CREDIT!!!!

They didn’t release the younger son’s name so I don’t think we can rule out that it’s “Ted Cruz” yet.

Sick burn to all the libtards, bro!

Yeah, this is “feminism” via imperialist capitalism. Entrenched powers are very good at figuring out how to twist the ideals of social justice in their favor. Where feminism happens to align with the interests of entrenched powers, it gets support very quickly. When feminism runs counter to those interests, well ...

But -500 points for being, Boehner.

I was going to say John Boehner has gone up in my opinion, but reading that negated all the good stuff. :(

Okay, the first time you guys used this conceit, it was hilarious. It gets exponentially less funny every time you do it again. Think of some new jokes, pls.

The woman card gets us a ‘free’ drink we never asked for, but cordially accept for fear of repercussions and then get called a bitch slut for not leaving with the buyer.

On my side of the pond ‘fanny’ means vagina so I was REALLY curious about that dress for a few seconds..

No statement from Rachel Ray yet tho? Suspicious.