This is all thanks to Kylie Jenner, who started lips.

Has a helicopter mom...

He’ll teach her how to love, she’ll teach him how to smash the patriarchy...

22 year old guy who is sophisticated and likes elegant restaurants.... Sucks in feminism....

He’ll start showing signs of compassion.

Anthony Cumia: responsible gun owner.

TBH it reminds me a LOT of the 2008 elections - just in the sense that everyone was fired up as hell, and they (myself included) were pretty sure that Obama was gonna ride into office on a Unicorn and fix this fucked up country.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

He then went to his night job as a janitor at M.IT. and solved a near impossible mathematical proof that Professor Gerald Lambeau left on the blackboard.

As an American, he can still get it.

Right, because there’s no use in teaching those same frat bros that what they’re doing is wrong. Instead we should make the onus totally on women not to get raped and leave the frat bros alone so they continue their behavior. /s

Affluenza kid gets 2 years, after killing 4 people, fleeing the country.

Oh goody! The asshole has arrived! Last time I checked people get fulfillment from a multitude of different things. Doesn’t mean someone is living a “better life” because they are doing something more or less than someone else.

Huh, that’s odd, because when I work out I end up prostrated with PVCs and have to up my beta-blockers. It’s almost like I should listen to my cardiologist about dealing with my congenital heart defect instead of random internet people.

Oh, shut up.

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

Poor Tight Buns hasn’t been able to squeeze a fart out in awhile.

Seriously, I’ve been watching too much House of Cards and I’m scared someone’s gonna Frank Underwood this national treasure.

No, implying that the dildo was on top of the pillow not underneath. Ted is the dildo in this statement.