So how much nastier does Trump go from here? I’m thinking a ventriloquist act with Vince Foster’s skeleton.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

What, no pine cone?

Trump was accused of raping his then-wife and is currently facing a lawsuit for the rape of a thirteen year old. Let’s be clear here.

She’s very good in The Edge of Tomorrow, though it’s a completely other genre from Young Victoria.

The Jennifer Lawrence imposter has starred in many fine films.

I call bullshit.

I just call the whole kit and kaboodle my shame cave.

Dim and then sum.

It comes up every 4 years - anyone interested in this topic should read Joan Ryan’s Little Girls in Pretty Boxes.

Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.

My fiance’s response to me saying that Channing Tatum is fugly is “then what do you think about me?”

Damn, was really, really, really hoping this would be about a post-sex fight between secret but in-synch lovers David Boudia and Steele Johnson.

I’m sure he would have still proposed, he just would have proposed to whoever did win the Silver medal.

I love your comment and want to hug it.

My cat is black so I’m totally not racist.

I’d think that would take care of the Hefner being alive thing too.

I hate to bring another condiment into the argument, but - it is MAYONNAISE that has no place, neither among man nor beast.

It’s far better to have to argue over a load of talented athletes than the opposite scenario. :)

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.