I went with someone that never saw another star wars movie or piece of media and immediately after the movie she wanted to know the entire back story and watch the originals. if the story compels you to want more of it, you’ve made something more than just entertaining

Ha! No, Bay is definitely not a bragging point.

Look, don’t bring logic and wisdom into this. They lost the Triwizard Tournament and that means they’re dead to me! And where were they when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts? Either the school was destroyed or they just didn’t want to help.

I feel like at a certain point the housekeeper/cook must have continued to do it just to fuck with grandma’s mother. Like, “ok, this bitch still doesn’t trust me and is checking my pockets every night? Let’s load ‘em up so she has to put all this shit away after I leave!”

He might be a moron, but he sure as hell picked some excellent projects. And he’s been relevant for 25+ years - he’s not doing as many BIG movies, but he’s still doing great films (IMHO, of course). Edge of Tomorrow was surprisingly good but that might just be my Emily Blunt crush talking.

This happened to my third grade teacher! She lost her middle finger over it. UGGGGHHHHH

That’s pretty good. Also rather risky given so many Americans’ lack of such knowledge. LOL. BTW, I’ve been there and took a photo of the grave which ended up with a sun glare artifact that made it look like a ghost was over the flame. ;-)

Slow outrage day huh?

I’m so sorry for your loss. I recently loss a rock I had grown attached to in a horrible accident. During a riverside walk, the rock I had been kicking along for quite some time veered off course and went into the river. I embarked on an exhausting 2 minute search, but eventually had to accept that Pedro was gone…

I was the sexy cowardly lion a few years ago; made it myself from finds at Value Village.

However, I did end up looking more like a cast member of Cats who had resorted to prostitution than anything else...

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

• Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are “one of the most giving couples in Hollywood.” But who are the most receiving?

That’s way harsh, Tai.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I actually loved season 6... It is so nice to finally come across others who liked it too... it is such a lonely fan club...

Oh man, thank you. I LOVE season 6. It’s so dark, and also Buffy has to actually try to make money (for a little while).

Here is a guy encouraging women not to mutilate their bodies in the name of some bizarre, unattainable beauty standard. By all means, everyone, attack him.

I wonder how many people’s claustrophobia was triggered while getting an MRI? I had no idea I was going to freak out until I had my first one.

The bean flicking sign is more of a public service announcement. Hey ladies, we are terrible at sex and created this handy sign as a reminder.

More likely - Bryan Randall emailed you earlier this month.