But how come they can all spell her name correctly too?

That last sentence elevates this to perfection.

coming on the heels of the pistorius thing, it just shows so clearly that women’s lives are worth nothing.

David, Victoria, Neil...that’s all the special guest Tennants I can come up with.

But can I still bring a live lion on board? It’s my service animal.

Her dad is Andre Previn. I imagine anyone with divorced parents would be irritated to hear their dad is no longer their dad because their parents got divorced & their mom started dating another guy. No your dad is your dad, your moms boyfriend is your moms boyfriend. No need to make it weirder than it already is -…

I laughed so loud the cats ran away. Reminds me of my 11 year old son. He had to go in for an endoscopy, and they put kids under for that. He hates needles, so they gave him Versed to calm him.

What the hell is Spegetius? A fallen Roman leader made of pasta is what i’m seeing in my head.

By the sound of it, Scout went to college and Atticus settled down in front of FOX News.

Of note: I might have been one of the 4 people in the world who enjoyed Ishtar.

Me too! She’s actually great in Out of Sight.

Watch The Hurt Locker. Then you'll see his incredible potential

I love him. I fell for him when he did The Unusuals. I don’t care if he’s straight or gay, I would totally hang with him any day.

Yeah he’s only been nominated for two Oscars, nbd. He’s overrated and he’s an asshole, but he is a “thing” because he can fucking act.

First they came for our dishware, and I did not speak out—

i didn’t know anyone existed who didn’t like rory.....

It’s a Hell of a day at sea, sir!

I’m convinced Jesus is real, because there is no way double sided sticky tape is that powerful. That tape had some footprint on the sand moments where sometimes they were both holding kim’s boobs, and sometimes the tape faltered, and that's when Jesus carried Kim's boobs.

Actually, no: http://www.glaad.org/releases/glaad…

Between your wrong answers and this paragraph: