Well, I’m disappointed although, admittedly, putting 50 bucks on “Lebron” was always a long shot.

The baby is waiting for fetch to happen.

Go to England with my mom. My mother is an Anglophile and Jane Austen nut from WAY WAY BACK, but she’s also an older lady, so combining her type A personality with her need to chill and rest her feet made for a perfect vacation.

...starting this month, each red box of Spanx promotes a dose of what the company says is feminist inspiration: “Don’t take yourself or the ‘rules’ too seriously,” reads a message card.

I am a feminist who loves her Spanx. I have always seen them more as the magical substance that keeps the skin of my inner thighs from rubbing away when I’m wearing a dress. When it’s warm out I prefer to wear dresses, and I have found that Spanx are a lot more effective at preventing painful rub then regular…

Well, the article fails to mention that there were actually three sisters at the beginning of their road trip.

Cheese puffs, is there anything they can’t do?

You just explained my life. I've never been able to figure out how people enjoy eating something that immediately ends up stuck to the roof of my mouth like an octopus with separation anxiety.

LMAO. I hope he writes about the Nieman Marcus cookie recipe next.

“so many times in my life I wish I could of been at 2 places at once”

How many olds out there are seeing this fleek-nonsense and thinking of enemas? I can’t be the only one.

Also, a pro insider hot tip, if you want to score points with those of us out there that have suffered from addictions, don’t refer to someone as a former addict. They’re a recovering addict. Addictions aren’t cured…

My husband mocks me for leaving half drunk glasses of water around the house. I tell him that I'm saving them to kill the aliens, like in the movie Signs.

I hate pranks. I am an old, cranky woman when it comes to pranks. And other stuff.

Brett seems like a talented, stand up guy...

Oh Mariah, not the 'Rat'! Karyn, you should know he's a bad human.

I'd watch this in theaters.

Yep, too many "s"'s.

"Billy Graham must be an asshole," said BuickSuper. "I don't know that, but he has five asshole kids, so there must have been something there."

Holy moly. That was just out of control good. And then the Julie Andrews reveal! Best part of the night, for sure. I maybe shed a tear.

I wish they had gotten Keira Knightley to sing the song from Begin Again. Her version in the film was so much better.