I'm so sorry those crazy rich people kicked and bit you.

hilarious!! *laughing out loud on the bus while people look away with unease and pretend I'm invisible*

Buffy + Spike 4eva

You would support a call that makes everyone who works for Jez to essentially have a hate list?

I'm single. If I roast this and leave the door open, should I set up some kind of barrier system with velvet ropes so I can to examine the men as they come to propose? Or is it first come, first served?

That was exactly the image I had in my head before I read the article. Now I discover that not only is the Engagement Chicken not coming to visit me with a little blue box, I have to cook the damn Engagement Chicken myself. Fuck you, Engagement Chicken. You are plain old Disappointment Chicken to me.

I heard he beat up Katherine Heigl's mom and that kid Corky from Life Goes On.

She had me at "..my MFA program revokes my degree."

An unnamed intruder came to Keanu Reeves' home on September 15th, swam in his pool and also took a shower. THE SCOURGE OF JOHN CHEEVER LIVES ON.

Maybe the church can step in and move him to another town where he can be the dad on another show.

And yet if she did include people of color there'd be no less than five articles on this site decrying the fact that yet another white person is trying to tell stories about people of color that they can't undersrand.

GOOP / JLaw is the new Angelina / Aniston. The worst part is, Chris Martin is Brad Pitt in this scenario.

I have decided to now and forever more interpret "So-and-so got his/her body back" as So-and-so victoriously emerging from the spirit world after a life or death adventure and is now back in their body.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

Is it in a kind of Cookie Monster voice? Because that's what it is in my head and the giggles are not stopping.

Side note, now I can't get the idea of a Butt-Monster out of my head and how inappropriate Sesame Street would become if populated by creatures from the depths of my imagination.

That's not what complementing means.

Are you certain?

Also: Julia Roberts. Ugh. Whenever she hands out awards, she makes it about her. The woman is insufferable.

I liked it too! I was cracking up at a lot of things. But then again I find Ricky Gervais and Seth Mcfarlane hilarious, and I get yelled at for that....