I love how you're working so hard to make it dumb for people not to recognize a chemical you've never encountered. Seriously!

It's ok, we all are! I even have a punch card. One more lay and I get a free sandwich.

My new laugh is "whore-dee-whore."

Yeah well when we all have to run out of our houses when we are invaded by space jerks with no time put on our shoes, and you are hobbled by your dainty, soft feet on the asphalt and you fall behind only to be vapourised by the deadly deadly space rays while I bound ahead to safety with my gnarly tyrannosaurus feet…

This woman has been photoshopped. I can tell.

I don't think it's weird to hang up something from a magazine, I just don't want everyone to think that I am a crazy lady who is obsessed with celebrity babies (even though I am obsessed with these two particular babies).

For the record I would like to state I was not in town that week.

I say this as a great fan of Anna Nicole: Money or no money, DannieLynn is in the best situation that could be hoped for now, simply because she's being cared for by a stable parent.

well that certainly makes sense if slightly unfortunate! I don't think I can claim the same except that it was on particular back street.

Amen. Until you get the "You'd look prettier if you smiled." To which I respond, "You'd look smarter if you kept your mouth shut."

"In fact, it was quite the opposite, with the star toting her pricey black leather Hermès Birkin bag in the crook of her leg arm, her hand thus lifted up, putting the ring on full display."

Yeah, I give it a week until they come up with to convert it into a way to watch porn.

"But can you imagine the oversized wedding ponchos [the Olsen sisters] would all wear in quick succession?" I like to imagine they will have a triple wedding and wear a conjoined, three-person wedding poncho.

All I see when I look at this is a censor bar...

OH MY GOD A NEW KITCHEN? OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

NO. This is not okay. Moths are the most dishonest of insects, and also the most bloodthirsty.

I think it's rather ridiculous to complain about the moth. I mean, it's the only part of a KFC meal that the human body can digest easily.

*shakes fist at the youngs using "lol" as an evocative article*

I like going to the movies alone and it's certainly preferable to going with someone who is going to critcise the movie throughout (actually, that only happened the two times I went with wannabe actors - jeezus, can't we just watch the movie and critique it afterwards?).