I LOVE going to watch movies by myself, mostly because if I start tearing up and or shed a few tears during the film I won't have anyone looking over at me and asking me if I'm ok (just let me cry at this scene, in peace, okay!!).

Whenever I want to get dinner out and don't have anyone to go with, I go to the movies and have a dinner there. You're in the dark, the table is made for one, and the actors make great dining companions.

Solo movies are my not-so-guilty pleasure. I love the complete immersion of it, made even better by going a week or two after release to a weekday matinee. Best way to completely lose yourself in a film.

It was a major breakthrough when I got bold enough to go to the movies by myself. It really makes no sense why it would be a big deal — you're passively watching in a movie anyway, why does someone need to be there?

I'm probably going to go see something this weekend. I've been hanging with my friends for the past few weekends and I need some downtime. I'm thinking another screening of Guardians of the Galaxy at my local Movie Tavern.

I love going to the movies alone. I can go to whatever session I want and see whatever movie. Sometimes I will just walk in and see whatever movie happens to be about to start.

I go to the movies by myself all the time and I love it. I get to see what I want to see and there's no trying to decide which theater and figuring out logistics.

Meh. Why waste time trying to get my friends to see a movie they're not interested in just so I don't have to sit alone the dark? Its not like going to the movies is an actual social event anyway.

She's collecting plankton. Don't hate.

Blanda Eggenschwiler sounds like what you would say to a server in Germany if you wanted to send back a sub-par omelette.

Oh god, I'm not even mad. Let's start a support group called WE SAW CHRIS PRATT FIRST.

I have to have a hipsteresque moment to quietly whine about the fact that I loved him way back when he was on Everwood and have lovingly been devoted to his career ever since. And I'm a little hacked off that everyone is obsessing about him BECAUSE I SAW HIM FIRST.

We didn't have those in the '70s. You ordered the books from a catalog of really cheap, flimsy paper that you took home to your parents. Then, four to six weeks later, you had books!

What? Stephanie Meyer you keep your filthy claws off of Stranger With My Face and Summer of Fear and Daughters of Eve. You hear me? OFF.

I came up with an idea, but it requires two strainers and a beagle.

Justin Beiber is really starting to think he is as important as that guy. You know the one that sells monogrammed coffee thermoses.

Dear Lord. Orlando isn't really what generally turns my crank but he's at least good looking and masculine. How could you cheat on this:

Thanks I'll start planning the First Annual Spreadsheet Orgy 2014. Everyone bring your spreadsheets. I'll provide the orgy location and also snacks and drinks. Anyone know any good orgy snacks? I was thinking Chex Mix.

here's my sex spreadsheet

I melted cheese on tater tots yesterday. No judgement.