You’re not the only one, I liked it too! I just meant we need the people who shake up the status quo on the red carpet (and elsewhere), because they keep it from being boring.

Kelly at least listened to the people she was interviewing.

True. We need the Bjorks and Chers of this world.

...with a touch of Elvis’s drapes.

I thought it was an ugly dress then and I still think it’s an ugly dress now.

Also, Mr. Sheffield kicked ass on Celebrity Jeopardy. Smart and bangable.

Same. I lost 15 pounds in 8th grade from having mono, and when I finally went back to school, I was inundated with compliments saying how FANTASTIC I looked. I finally got fed up and replied “Wow, I must have really looked fat before, huh?”

My sister (who had a home birth) chucked her placenta into the freezer, so she could use it in the spring to fertilize a rose bush. Which is fine, but let me tell you, it is mildly horrifying when you’re innocently digging around for a Fudgsicle and come across frozen placenta.

My mom called me once in the 90s and said “Honey, don’t start taking heroin.”

I laughed out loud.

Well, it’s definitely not a sign of respect...

I have never watched HGTV in my life and had never heard of the Property Brothers until one of them popped up on DWTS. But I have to admit, I found him quite charming there.

I do that anyway...

And she would be 100% right about that cold slice of pizza. Breakfast of champions.

See, face cream seems like way too much work to me.

Nobody has a skincare routine more minimalist than mine.

I don’t have HGTV so I won’t be watching. But a friend of mine worked on the show (he’s an editor), and they are all pretty elated right now at the premiere’s strong showing. Guess we’ll see if it drops way down with subsequent episodes.

Kevin fathered 6 kids (that we know of) between the ages of 24 and 36, with 3 different women. I wouldn’t even stand next to that guy without multiple forms of birth control.

Kevin fathered 6 kids (that we know of) between the ages of 24 and 36, with 3 different women. I wouldn’t even stand next to that guy without multiple forms of birth control.

Guess a lot of people disagree: