J.Lo: Are u Ellie?

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...

Of course he does, otherwise he’d have to get a real job like the rest of us talentless hacks.

I shamelessly share your unabashed adoration of Martha. I have converted my husband, attempted with my bff, and have sworn for YEARS that I will end up a swaggering, pseudo-crazed WASP a la Martha, Lucille Bluth or Malory Archer. She is a national treasure.

They’re designed to protect them against the temptation of adultery.

I’ll admit that when I got to the part about them having a nanny and a house cleaner, in addition to working from home, I may have strained my eyeballs due to over rolling.

Jeez, this poor poor hipster doofus got run through the ringer just for seeing a movie? You can bet your bottom dollar he’ll be muuuuuuuch sneakier about his Me Time in the future.

I used to work for GIA and though I was not a diamond grader, I am still a qualified gemologist. There’s an awful lot of misperceptions about reselling diamonds, including some things in that article.