I remember picking up Joe Bob Goes To The Drive-In when I was a tween and being absolutely mesmerized with his vignettes and the characters in his columns. The fact that as a young’un I was too scared to even think about watching some of the movies he reviewed also played a part, and his humor and common sense made…

“Simon created The Wire, a very poorly written, low rating show I’m told. My Apprentice ratings were much higher and we also had Gary Busey.”

I learned to love baseball through my Mom. She grew up in the 50s going to Fenway, skipped school to see Ted Williams’ last game, has a ton of autographs, was there when Maris hit 61, and has a cool ash tray from the restaurant Brooks Robinson opened in Baltimore.

I AM SO GLAD I LIVE ALONE.

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

“Could we BE any more lost in space?”

Obligatory XKCD.

I mostly thought it was funny that they warned for language on a show featuring rotting, half-eaten corpses, cannibalism, constant threats of murder, graphic whippings, etc.

What the...? How did I not know this happened? And this was back when I actually used to watch SNL regularly, too.

I love this fake-out in-joke version from SNL that ends up getting crashed by a special guest:

Another killer Beastie Boys performance on Letterman:

In my mind, the wonderful Gillian Anderson was done the second she read the script of that stupid ass finale.

It’s not a tricycle! It’s a Green Machine!

I was so jealous of the kid on my block who had one of those when I was stuck on a crappy Big Wheel...

Stand in the place where you work.

This was my first thought. You have thousands of untested rape kits, but you’re checking this DNA pronto just to make sure the woman is ok?

Pull the other one, it’s got bells on.

I know It’s not going to happen but I would like to see Goodsir and Lady Silence make it out alive they can raise little goodsirs and goodladies together.

Poor old Mr Collins should have known that drinking coca-based beverages in the polar regions attracts CGI bears.

No love? Laughed so hard at this when I saw it in the movies.

I had in laws over this weekend nagging me and my husband about expensive cosmetic changes to our new house. They are very much the type the watch HGTV and those shows for fun so they kept talking about how those couples put X, Y and Z and their houses to increase the value. When I heard the words “your house is an…