Sounds like a question for Jolie Kerr!
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Can we just get ModCloth to start making stand alone plus sized stores? Please? I want to go try on some jeans that don't wear out in like 3 months because Lane Bryant. I am so so sick of Lane Bryant, and so unable to shop anywhere else. I know every other plus size lady feels me here.
"Sorry, I'm so drunk."
Oiks. People always think they are so freaking clever.
I don't know why, but people who act like toddlers about trying new food have always been my berserk button. God, at least have a little dignity. You're in public.
Was it for chicken breast?
*heavy breathing*
my god.
We have a lady who always asks for us to leave the chick peas off of her salad to which we reply we do not not have we ever put chick peas on our salads. Once you bring the salad out she will huff and puff and hold up the peppercini and exclaim she didn't want any chick peas. She's been told many times that it is not…
One of my favorites was the time a young lady asked me for areola sauce. How I kept my face composed, I'll never know. I just nodded, relayed the request to the kitchen who needed some comic relief on a busy Friday, and promptly delivered her aioli.
when I was a little kid I ordered the shrimp boat while out with my parents. I was so excited. A shrimp boat all to myself. I had plans with that boat. It would sail across the seas in that boat. Imagine my disappointment when it was just a lot of shrimp. Of course I was like 7 at the time.
BUT YOUR SIGN SAID MY STEAK WOULD BE 1/4 THE SIZE OF A HOUSE! I DEMAND A 500 SQFT STEAK!
At this point, he began angrily shaking a bottle of ketchup, dumped it all over his once-beautiful porterhouse
My daughter had c diff. Before she was toilet trained. There's a special place in heaven for those of us who survive that motherfucker.
I only enjoy the poop stories of others. I myself do not actually poop.
I think I can win this.
Look Erin, there's two sides to every story. Yeah, these guys are clearly showing support for a terrible man, but on the other hand, now every woman should know to avoid them. You shouldn't judge!
For some reason, they omit this one in the archive.
He is the worst on that show. Lower your expectations for him, raise them for everyone else.
You should really piss up a rope, liberalsaredelusional.