pagemasterjim
pagemasterjim
pagemasterjim

Let’s go ahead and let the strike continue at least until Leto’s no longer available...

Professor, what’s another word for pirate treasure?”

lmao sadly “Canon is a fool’s stricture” is a 100% Linda Codega original phrase, and sadly I’ve wasted it in the dek of an io9 blog.

Oh my sweet god. I can still smell this strategy guide. I remember that faux, chemical-ish vomit smell. As a child, it almost brought me to dry-heaving.

The guide was a bonafied work of art, despite the above. You can tell they had so much fun with the design.

I’ll add this to my Slate of Netflix programming.

Alternately, you can camp out in my front yard to see my musical version of it...

How many times must we read posts from people who are just here to ruin everyone’s fun? If you’re not excited, don’t be rude. Would you go to a party and say “Hey everyone! This party sucks and the food is terrible I’m going to sit right down here in the middle of the room!”

That’s what you’re doing right now.

Should make it easier for those of us who loved the last movie to see this one without your obnoxious, judgmental presence.

This is absolutely the right answer.
During the EndGame-ticket-computer-crash-nationwide-freakout, I was pounding away at my laptop for an hour trying to get tickets, while watching everyone (including me) lose their fucking minds on Twitter about it – I decided to go over to a nearby theatre.
The place was empty and

No, they don’t, but clearly this cop’s decision making was on the right track.

There was a very brief shot of a Chess King. I remember that store as where they sold all of the trendy and slightly more urban clothing. It’s where i got my first pair of Z Cavaricci’s. Ah the nostalgia. 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

You should definitely watch the show in whatever way works best for you! I’m all for that. But, if it helps, I’m reviewing the new season for The A.V. Club and I don’t plan on overlooking its flaws because of the gender of its lead, which actually isn’t something I’m hugely invested in one way or the other.

Let’s all just appreciate that Attack the Block is now basically a crossover special between Doctor Who, Star Wars, and Legends of Tomorrow.

My wife and I have an abiding belief that every person on the planet should be made to work at least one year in the service industry, be that retail, food service, customer support, or what have you.

The idea behind this belief is that while having walked a mile in the company shirt won’t stop everyone from shitting

Only selling the regional chips in THEIR markets, rather than being like “taste of the (region)“ and mixed around is dumb. I’m in Texas and I want those goddamn Old Bay chips. I can get queso any time I want.

Go fuck yourself.

Oooh edgy.