Unless you think the Rams are shit at drafting, you need to consider what they would have done with those picks not what the Jags will do with them. Jalen Ramsey is an upgrade at CB over Marcus Peters but isn’t exactly worlds better.

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

I don’t have eyes in the back of my throat, champ.

Have either of you seen a ring or a dick before? 

This is why heterosexuals shouldn’t be allowed to get married.

Likelihood that an active disinformation operation fed a video to the channel in order to make them look bad?

Approaching 100%

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

In space, no one will hear you fart

It’s a damn shame I have to read this on AVClub and not Splinter.

Aw, nuts! And Shep Smith was this close to tearing it down from the inside, too!

I don’t want to be the one to tell you this Maidment, but you don’t seem to be doing an awesome job here.

If closing Splinter News was really about profits, they would have had some goodbyes, kept the site in the family for a little while, and folded some of the writers over to other blogs. Instead, they cut it, laid everyone off, and forbade the writers from other blogs from even mentioning it. The execs are doing it…

The fact that they didn’t even get a farewell post just felt like an extra gut punch for absolutely no reason.

Not to mentioning shutting down a fairly popular politics website while we are in the middle of a fucking Constitutional crisis unfolding right in front of our eyes

Or hell, even an old school roasting of someone leaving the site, even if by leaving the site, it is leaving the group of G/O sites to an untimely death.

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

“King Kong will not have anything on me!”

I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I EVEN COME INTO THE ROOM!

Clearly the older one is what Crispin Glover would look like if he actually aged, which apparently he has chosen not to do.