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If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Conservative ones are lame too. I just don’t think you can really win, coolness-wise, with this strategy haha.

That 2nd tweet has an article about what Trump was talking about. Trump was pulling funding from the State Department to give to the Military. Mattis told Trump if you don’t fully fund the State Department that he would have “to buy more ammunition” aka Diplomacy prevents conflicts. Trump was too dumb to understand…

Thank goodness we’re rid of weak Obama and his endless Apology Tours and complete abdication of American Sovereignty. It’s awesome to have a Strong, America-First President who is, uh, just waiting to be told how to proceed and whom to attack by another country.

*nods vigorously*

Great, but let's stop right there. I don't want to see his O face.

... and take your star!

Wow! You commies are so mean to JOB CREATORS! How dare you assume that they were hiding billion (s) in off shore accounts for duplicitous reasons!? How dare you question their financial choices? By the way, people with food stamps shouldn’t buy steak! (giant /S)

So long as there is one person with billions of dollars (and the wealth represented by that) it should be a crime when a person who holds several jobs cannot feed themselves or their family with the efforts of their labor.   Universal Healthcare, Universal Education, and Universal Basic Income are necessities in the…

He needs to do some Tincup level shit to stop thinking about it. Maybe try wearing some of his clothes during the game. 

No one cares about your boner. (Was that cancel culture?)

+1 I hope this takes off into space

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Yet another way Star Wars ruined me: I always thought bounty hunters were supposed to be cool.

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

It has always been accurate.

“I feel betrayed by a man that I supported in every way for more than 20 years,” Mrs. Giuliani said in an interview.

Pivoting hard... to word salad?

Pick better villains, since that’s the only reason you could possibly think that’s heroic.