No doubt those things are true, but we need to appreciate how much better we have it than most people who have ever existed.

I didn’t say it was. I just think a bit of historical perspective is helpful when people start talking about guillotines.

MS sucks.

Now you’re describing me.

Not to mention the repressed sexuality!

Don’t get him too riled up or this will happen:

Fabulous Foghorn Leghorn declares only his brilliance!

It was all about bread.

Rock over London

Always loved Jeff Blake. Went to many of the games in that magical ‘91 season, leading the one and only good East Carolina Pirates team, ever. Peach Bowl, y’all!

That’s only a half-Iverson. Totally legal.

#FlatTrajectorySociety

What you didn’t see was the ref calling a foul on the arc of the ball and sending Dwyane Wade to the line for 16 free throws.

Her stare couldn’t possibly be more blank.

This.

Even Baltimore and Fallujah are scared of Chicago.

How about a candidate that’s not in the 1%?

Ha!