Let’s not forget she is already an extremely wealthy person.

Before we get too horny for Liz, let’s not forget she is worth $8M as of 2015.

Reagan still holds all the records for corruption as far as indictments and sentences. Nixon is a distant second. Trump is third and closing fast.

A perfect metaphor for end-stage capitalism!

BUT LINCOLN!

While your argument would not stand up to scientific or judicial review, you are obviously correct.

Not to mention, under-prosecuted!

Low-hanging fruit!

I never agreed with anything he ever said but I always enjoyed hearing him talk.

“You’ll be hearing from my lawyers. I will not be associated with this abominable creature.”

Darren Rovell is a sentient wind sock.

With the biblical power of having the workplace ineptitude of ten men!

We are putting out an APB on Jeeves. We have some questions and we’re told he has the answers.

I can actually envision MB telling this joke.

Crypto-fascist!

Tucker Carlson, the homeless man’s William F. Buckley.

Shaq is a paragon of restraint. That’s not a joke. No one has ever gotten hit harder and more frequently with fewer repercussions than Shaq.

Have you never met a football coach before?