He has gotten better, but he’s still not very good.

Not a coincidence.

Lunacy is a lucrative business.

Ha!

Or H.H. Holmes.

The automatic gets better mileage than the manual? Is this is a typo?

The DS9 epiosode where Rom and the rest of the workers at Quark’s attempt to unionize should be required viewing in public schools.

Mos is a terrible, terrible actor. If you really need evidence, watch The Hitchhiker’s Guide and Be Kind, Rewind, though I would strongly advise against it, as they are both very bad films.

Fuck the fuck off, you dolt.

Mike Trout plays in the second largest media market IN THE WORLD.

I’d wager that’s a Kevin Gamble.

Can confirm that Aaron Heilman, former mediocre pitcher and probably the most famous person from Logansport, Indiana, was a Bauer-level asshole in high school.

He does seem like an impacted colon kind of guy.

[grumbles incoherently about how all rappers are terrible actors except for Ice Cube]

JOHN GRISHAM LIED TO US

That’s the 127th Rule of Acquisition!

Let’s see your lofty principles pay for that vacation home and that elite private school!

You were obviously not 12 years old in 1991.

DOTARDUS, FATHER OF COMMODUS, DOTARDUS, JR., AND VAPIDIA