Come on, everybody knows J.R. is a huge Fugees fan.

No, the isolationist president does not want war. He does not want to send our sons and daughters to their deaths.

“demand patriotism”

This is the kind of kid that a reasonable stranger on the internet just can’t reach.

He and Hamm both nailed the Russian fatalism vibe. That was a great show.

Fox has convinced people that not being an asshole is an unbearable burden.

As much as I hate all Plumlees, I enjoyed watching this.

Curious indeed.

Every time I see the name “Enes Kanter” my brain turns it into “Penis Counter” and I feel compelled to say it out loud.

Histrionic suicide threats are one of the hallmarks of the unfortunate affliction called Borderline Personality Disorder.

I’m afraid the same thing will happen to Jokic that happened to Rivers Cuomo.

Horace don’t wear no contacts. He is even cooler than you thought he was.

Finally Trump and I have something in common.

Getting out of both of those places is the best thing I ever did.

I’m gonna make you a business card.

We are monkeys and shaming is the most constructive social cue.

Outlaw Twitter before we are all killed by the exponentially expanding cloud of toxic fame-whoring.