His replacement:

John Popper has promised to get fat again if they’ll let Blues Traveler play.

She’s great, but she’s Pam. It’s not her fault that we can only see her as Pam. Pam is a cultural touchstone, and that’s better than most TV actors ever get.

Hear hear!

Not sure what’s worse -

YES SIR, KEYBOARD KOMMANDO, SIR!

Also, my name is Dan and I was in high school in 1995.

Mr. Kinney did not enjoy the demo.

When the NC bubble bursts, it’s gonna burst hard. We learned nothing from 2008. 

Being willfully obtuse to support a weak point makes you not worth talking to.

Never forget Kid’s schtick is just about as authentic as Larry the Cable Guy.

Pretending to misunderstand the actual meaning of the words is a tool of the weak-minded.

In Trumpistan there can be no distinction between being critical of the militant ethno-state of Israel and being anti-Semitic.

We had one.

Corruption? In Chicago?

Jordan is about 1.24 Bogues’s.

Obviously Jonah Hill will play Goossen in the movie.

Pathetic losers lose pathetically.

Obligatory.

Ugly truth.