Tomato is Dave Foley in this skit.

I was thinking the same thing.

NUH UH! YOUR THE PUPET!!

I admit I am not well versed in the art of trolling. All I know is, for every time I’ve spotted Tomato immediately, I’ve been duped and taken the bait many more times.

Thanks for your service, human whoopee cushion.

It’s not tomato’s faux performance art that is the problem, it’s all of us falling for the bait and creating a cascade of shitposting replies until it becomes obvious who it is.

No, good sir, I’m on the level.

The problem is that Tomato ungreys himself. All he needs is one “legit” account and then he creates legions of turd clones.

You are the lowest-hanging fruit.

Tomato only needed one account ungreyed, and then they created 100 more accounts and ungreyed their own garbage.

I hereby third your self-nomination.

TM2 is the best car shoot-em-up game of all time. TM1 is just a car shoot-em-up game.

Great, a do-over.

You just defeated your own point.

Not just a caricature of a southern gentleman, a caricature of a southern plantation owner.

Is this satire? Cuz Christianity is about 600 years older than Islam.

But what a glorious way to die!

IT’S THE SAME FUCKING GOD