I think Hamilton Nolan should do a weekly write-up.

Seriously, this stuff is magic.

Hey, that’s Dr. Cockpunch to you, pal.

Sure, but how many studies actually add to human knowledge and how many are just throwing money in the garbage and only have snark value?

A wasted opportunity. That guy clearly looks more like a paedo than a Jew.

Eisenhower wept.

His catch phrase is, “ZINK ME HARDER!!”

I find your request reasonable and therefore unacceptable.

This particular dumbass is only a part-time (low-quality) troll, and will occasionally say dumb things sincerely, in addition to rare instances of reasoned argument.

I think I may have spotted the problem.

https://deadspin.com/hawks-owner-tony-ressler-i-was-a-big-dumb-idiot-but-no-1830036711

“Amateurs.”

Pardon my French, but are you fucking retarded?

Apathy is contagious.

I live in NC and one of my greatest regrets is not voting in the 2010 midterms because I was disillusioned by the amount of hope and change I experienced after voting for the only presidential candidate I’ve ever been all-in on, Barack Obama.

All the excuses are weak.

Simmons does not need to shoot threes.

2 HOT!

Jerry West wants to punch you in the face right now.

Nice men in white coats will be in to see you shortly.