The craziest thing is that Kemba Walker is essentially 2015 Steph right now, and 2018 Steph makes that guy look like a total jamook, or even perhaps a jabroney.

None of them have the balls, sadly.

She is a real fucking scumbag.

Of course, he was too much of a pussy to drink the kool aid. 

Thanks for the flashback to being so poor we couldn’t even have name-brand kool aid.

“I sneezed and this deep state Soros plant had the nerve to bless me. So I shot him.”

The constitution is just like the bible.

Twisted Metal 2 is the greatest car shoot-em-up of all time. Including only the original is a bitter insult.

“Yet another Iowan attacked by something brown.”

And looking at the average Iowan waistline you can be sure there’s plenty of butter.

Just like, I can’t be an anti-semitic, all my laywers are Jews!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Three fucking cops were shot but I’m sure an armed guard who washed out of police academy could have taken the shooter out easily.

Totally. 

I’m glad you asked! Though I wonder if there deserves to be a clear distinction between apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic.

The film single-handedly responsible for the misconception that zombies prefer brains.

He discovered the secret to owning the libs was inside him all along.

That movie still creeps me out, no matter how many times I see it.