It’s a matter of time before their long-lost cousin shows up wanting to wet his beak as the official music director for GainesTV.

d.) Has Apu ever owned a bear?

How could he ever decide which was the most effective excercise method?

Used to be able to hunt megafauna in central Europe around the LGM. In today’s climate, simply not possible. 

Eli Apple?

they need to hide some Germans on their team

But still, it illustrates the finite nature of Mr. Rogers’s ideals. “I like you just the way you are,” he often said, but in the case of Clemmons there was a caveat: “...I just need you to show less of the way you are.” This information through the lens of contemporary culture, in which an employer legislating what…

Yeah, but wait until they read this story.

The problem with the Rockets numbers is that they work for an 82 game season and its giant data set. They have an off night, they lose, they regress to the mean over the next week or month. And that’s exactly what’s going to happen. The Rockets are going to light some shit up in November. But by that time Swaggy P is…

I assumed he was looking for a Blu-ray Disc of Reno 911.

Hugo Boss is timeless.

It’s not unprecedented. There’s one pizza that is pro-Central Powers:

Go easy on him. He got that t-shirt for playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey with Questlove, Kristin Chenoweth and Jon Cryer.