Each one running a mafia that only exists in their head

Florida DJ + UPenn = confusion

If you keep the Jr. then he’s a guy who tried to assassinate the President. “Shots were fired at George HW Bush by Arthur Lee Rhodes, Jr.”

Fausto Carmona has to be the best fake name ever. He should have kept the fake name instead of switching back to (looks it up...) Roberto Hernandez. That’s a massive downgrade.

Only Cuban is a billionaire of the Shark Tank regulars. Some of the guests have been billionaires, but Cuban is probably worth 2-3x the other regulars combined.

He’s up there with Kirby Puckett and Tony Gwynn. I would have included Kung Fu Panda but apparently he got too fat to play.

His campaign that Trump isn’t a human and he needs to show us his bellybutton to prove it is inspired genius

One of the important points yesterday was Carson Palmer not playing. He could have played on Sunday. Maybe Sunday is the right day for NFL football.

What diagnosis?

Everything he said was scientific fact, so I think I can get by pretty easily

You know, except for the followers that die in the hurricane

You mean like in 2015 when she was 39-9, won two titles, got to the final of the Australian Open, and finished the year ranked #4? She’s really good at tennis. Don’t dismiss her because she’s good looking.