Stone Temple Pilots are turning into Spinal Tap:

“the fee for 30 minutes was $59 dollars, or $79 for an hour”

“I referred them to the local emergency room without inquiring much further.”

So many questions:

Who can forget the “Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List” journal article:

As a former college cross country runner I am interested in a new career as a Florida coke dog. Did they also throw out the regulations that said only dogs can compete?

The only effective breast-enlargement method: