You make me feel sad.

Right on. Thanks for clarification. I met a Turkmen guy who fled a few years ago. His perceived crimes seemed so minor and apolitical, but the threats from police scared him enough to pay the appropriate bribes and get the fuck out. 

I thought it was this new guy who was elected as a reformer and immediately built the gold statue of himself, no?  Which one wrote the 100-page screed-bible that became the only mandated textbook in Turkmen schools?

Grandma???

Loved hearing her get defensive about gluten-free diets while interviewing Seth Rogen and Evan what's-his-name.

I once ducked into a 2-screen theater in the worst of Texas heat and ended up seeing that Mila Kunis/Justin Timberlake/Flash Mob movie.  Heatstroke would have been preferable.

Freezerjail totally counts.

(oYo)

Like Texas did with voting rights act.

I just love Grace Under Fire.

Conjoined twin.

It's hard to impregnate one, though.  They have tricky vaginas. 

Dig this, friend: http://brothersbrowncooking…

He's good police.

Nikon 10.1 MP HD Digital Camera System with 10-30mm VR 1 NIKKOR Lens?

I heard Liev Schrieber.

But Southern racism is so genteel and polite and matter-of-fact!  Wouldn't you rather have that than the confusing, institutional racist tension of the north?

Same here. My mom and sister aren't presently on speaking terms, each citing the exact same flaws in the other's character.  They were the best of friends when my sister was growing up and on through her college years. 

It couldn't be an actual person that's already made a $10,000 donation

Flaming, apparently.