The vulgarization of American history

“The vulgarization of American history”. Oh, our history is plenty vulgar, Shapiro and his compatriots just choose to ignore everything that doesn’t fit their narrative or outright invent things that do. Lizzo twerking with James Madison’s flute is much more wholesome than many, many episodes over the last 250 years.

Not hearing a whole lot (OSU alum, columbus resident), I think most people are just shocked and saddened that it happened “here”.

““This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time,”

Imagine that leering, perpetual state of ‘duh/self superiority’ face gazing down at you as she rides cowgirl.

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Trust me, they are, saying that they are tarnishing the good name and reputation of the University. And they’ll probably try to bar the victims from visiting the campus or attend any campus functions.

She just made a typo; she meant to say (in her case), that “marriage is between men and a woman”!

I feel like Melissa McCarthy’s great line from The Heat is appropriate here:

She was married to a man? Good lord. Well, I hope everyone gives her the same respect and privacy that she gave the Parkland victims.

didn’t she cheat on him with several men from her gym?

mArRiAgE iS a SAcReD iNsTitUTioN 🤪🤡

Okay, but Maggie Haberman can take her access journalism and fuck right off with Trump.

These idiots sound like the dumbshits that used to do those haunted houses which basically were trying to tell you everything about Halloween would send you to hell.

“I’m not just the potential victim of Johnny Depp, He’s also my client!”

Wow, I’ve heard a lot of shitty things from doctors, but, “hey, sorry, you could get raped one day and get pregnant as a result, and we need to consider that potential baby over your current, actual needs” has be be one of the worst?

If the doctor’s personal philosophy potentially violated the Hippocratic oath, then she’s well within her rights. Or will you also be clutching pearls about the other patients that posted negative reviews of the same doc as well and telling what they should be doing instead?

Thanks. Brightened my day.

Welp, no need to keep the comments open any longer.  We’ve achieved nirvana.

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