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Ben Franklin: Master of Sex and Voodoo
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You just know this guy was all like ‘Ooo yea, this shows how much I give a shit about you’ as he stood in front of the mirror in the morning.

If a woman’s right to privacy and reproductive health care isn’t a right, neither is privacy for someone dining in a past-its-prime steakhouse who just stripped women of said rights.  

No surprise....the majority of Dems would have voted for an inanimate carbon rod over fucking Trump. Biden just happened to be that rod (and just as smart).  The old fuck has effectively said fuck off to anyone under 30 and does as little as possible to take on the trials of the day to day for anyone who isn’t up his

Go ahead Abbot & Cruz....speak up. You know you want too....its sitting up there all juicy and willing to put your two cents in.  Everyone wants to hear what genius insight you can give the world!

It’s never paying off. This is superhero comic book narrative. I truly hope that casual filmgoers who have been sucked into the MCU are beginning to understand the diminishing returns of superhero storytelling. This is why I stopped collecting superhero comics. (Admittedly I was only ever collecting a couple of titles

He’ll always be Moles to me.

OMG this EXACTLY. You’re a grown woman asking a teen to hook you up with a co-star? And then drag said teen for talking about it? Take ALL the seats. Plus, calling Noah a snake or weasel will def not help you get a date with Quinn who I’m sure has much for affection for Noah than a woman he’s never met. Great

Lmao there was a dude in my high school that did that- steroids without working out. His arms were big, but… there was absolutely no definition whatsoever. Just weirdly bloated 

She says she’s “only ever had botox” like she didn’t have a completely different face like 12 years ago.

“I’m gonna break it down for you, because it’s actually quite simple, and anybody can do this. Anybody on the planet can do this. First thing’s first: if you have job—like a 9-5 job—quit that. Do you like food? Forget about that. Because you’re never going to enjoy anything you eat. Alcohol? Sorry. That’s out. So what

all of this celebrity “getting in shape” stuff is such bullshit.

Cool Girl is back, and she has an update for the 2020s.

Here’s a bit of brilliance: Hugh Grant decided to suggest that Anti-Brexit protesters of the outside Parliament start playing ‘Yakkity Sax’ (AKA Benny Hill Theme) over all the conservatives trying to talk about the resignation with seriousness.  A true political circus....

Warnock is ahead by 10 points. He’s not winning a damn thing!

Tom also called for all Russians to be deported before walking those comments back somewhat.

People say that about Sunak but I think he’s pissed off too many people of late.

I suppose we’ll see whether his selection as leader will be justified by his winning now, (which is the only way it can be, considering that’s Corbyn got the axe for making a Labour return to power look unlikely).

well, to be fair...

I wish I could say we won’t have BoJo to kick around any more, but much like the blond oaf that was briefly in charge of my own country, you just know he isn’t going away quietly.