ehhhh

This game is Figure 1 in ‘Why more and more people don’t give a fuck about the NFL’. Ugh. Absolutely no redeeming value to that one.

Plot twist. It’s her neighbor’s home.

Feeding the horde of raccoons under your porch is going to lead to a more disturbed life than living in a haunted house.

Also, fuck raccoons! There are a bunch that live in the trees around my house. They are horrible. Tonight, they’be been having sexy time in the trees above my house. Have you every heard raccoons have sex? It’s awful. It’s loud. It sounds like small animals are being tortured. It’s keeping our dog awake and in…

Hiding, or held captive? She has the tell-tale fingernails of a witch.

I’m no stranger!

Absurd!

I’m waiting for Richie’s troll of a father to show up here with a burner account and rip Martin to shreds like he did in 2013.

Richie Incognito, a half-baked KFC buttermilk biscuit dipped in battery acid...

It’s impressive how his image has been polished and Salguero can write that Incognito came out of the scandal “better than anybody.” (Martin had forgettable stints with the 49ers and Panthers before retiring in 2015.

What a surprise. I read an article about Richie Incognito only to discover I’m a huge Antonio Smith fan.

He called a guy a “half-nigger piece of shit” (I could have ended that quote three words sooner with identical effect) and he thinks that’s okay. Sure bud.

That interview is how I imagine a conversation between a high school bully and a principal would be like.

I would like to hear more from teenage Incognito, particularly the one where someone's little brother gets their face lit on fire.

"(This is a joke. I have to make it clear because I don't want Jonathan to file a report.)"

This is the guy who steals your girlfriend when she's studying abroad in Europe.

I think you should let the bully have his fun, then hope he moves on to weaker prey.