ehhhh

This game is Figure 1 in ‘Why more and more people don’t give a fuck about the NFL’. Ugh. Absolutely no redeeming value to that one.

Pete Carroll would laugh at your crazy conspiracy theory.

Blair Walsh is masturbating to this game right now, filled with self-loathing.

No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

Ironic that it turns out Pete Carroll was a sleeper agent to ruin football all along.

I’m no stranger!

Absurd!

I’m waiting for Richie’s troll of a father to show up here with a burner account and rip Martin to shreds like he did in 2013.

Richie Incognito, a half-baked KFC buttermilk biscuit dipped in battery acid...

It’s impressive how his image has been polished and Salguero can write that Incognito came out of the scandal “better than anybody.” (Martin had forgettable stints with the 49ers and Panthers before retiring in 2015.

What a surprise. I read an article about Richie Incognito only to discover I’m a huge Antonio Smith fan.

He called a guy a “half-nigger piece of shit” (I could have ended that quote three words sooner with identical effect) and he thinks that’s okay. Sure bud.

That interview is how I imagine a conversation between a high school bully and a principal would be like.

I would like to hear more from teenage Incognito, particularly the one where someone's little brother gets their face lit on fire.

"(This is a joke. I have to make it clear because I don't want Jonathan to file a report.)"

This is the guy who steals your girlfriend when she's studying abroad in Europe.

I think you should let the bully have his fun, then hope he moves on to weaker prey.