I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

A Buccaneer with a hand injury. VERY ORIGINAL CJ!

The Campaign for Safe Cosmetics is questionable as a solid source. A lot of the information is old. They have questionable info about parabens. They are not a source I would recommend to anyone.

On the bright side, he's now the biggest tipper in Buffalo.

To be fair, I think a dog has every right to root against Michael Vick.

WOW, IT SURE SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE ON CAMERA AND NOT EXPECTING IT, HUH BILL?????

He forgot how to physics.

I see very little proof.

The government is behind this! Can't anyone else see that??

You guys, Blatter is making a Doug Exeter-style joke. See his next tweet...

Were he alive today, I bet William Jennings Bryan would've been a Bills fan.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Hunter Pence likes Buzzfeed

PUNTER HENCE CAN'T GET IN HALL OF FAME

I think I know how the feasibility study went:

I always thought a Russo-phile was someone who gets off on illogical booking and unnecessary storyline swerves.

It's a perspective thing. And yes, from this angle, it looks incredible. But it gets a lot less impressive when you see it from the proper perspective and realize he's not actually white.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

In certain parts of Pennsylvania and the Mid-Atlantic, it's: