You’re not mad, you’re laughing - really. Also, I’ve never seen a garbage disposal in person. We don’t have them in New York. Is that supposed to be some kind of a joke?

They have vanquished the bastard of Highgarden!

I had no idea that Heynong Man was a pro-wrestler now.

So Senator Libous dies and they go and pull this shit?

God gave you two kidneys, Luck. Walk it off.

Whatever, Australia.

The Fat Jew comments on Deadspin!

I finally agree with something written by Albert Burneko! Maybe I should walk into the ocean.

Well played!

So basically a 40-degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day.

He got the metrocard swipe on the first try?? That's some explosive commuting.

Heyyyyyy Nowwwww

Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?

Ah, NBC. Just two days ago the Today Show posts "It's National Elephant Appreciation Day! 7 reasons to love them" and now the sports network pulls this bullshit.

Amazing.

There's obviously something wrong with him.  He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.

Irondiquoit is Genny Cream Ale territory.

Okay. Boba Fett should have disintegrated Mace Windu as revenge for Jango. It would have made Vader's order to Boba in Empire make more sense and make Locus look like he didn't actually write the prequel scrips on the back of a cocktail napkin in 1998.