To be fair, I think a dog has every right to root against Michael Vick.

WOW, IT SURE SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE ON CAMERA AND NOT EXPECTING IT, HUH BILL?????

He forgot how to physics.

I see very little proof.

The government is behind this! Can't anyone else see that??

You guys, Blatter is making a Doug Exeter-style joke. See his next tweet...

Were he alive today, I bet William Jennings Bryan would've been a Bills fan.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Hunter Pence likes Buzzfeed

PUNTER HENCE CAN'T GET IN HALL OF FAME

I think I know how the feasibility study went:

I always thought a Russo-phile was someone who gets off on illogical booking and unnecessary storyline swerves.

It's a perspective thing. And yes, from this angle, it looks incredible. But it gets a lot less impressive when you see it from the proper perspective and realize he's not actually white.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

Oh shit. If Jezebel sees this, you're fucked.

I'm a Mets fan from Long Island. The ratios in my area aren't nearly as skewed as they are in yours, but Yankee fans are definitely the majority. If I had to put a number on it I'd guess somewhere in the neighborhood of 60% Yankees, 40% Mets.

Fuck you.

In certain parts of Pennsylvania and the Mid-Atlantic, it's: