I did this with my son at about 4 years old, and when I came out of the store I had a fat bitch start lecturing me...the window was cracked about 8 inches, it was a nice day and my son was never out of my site while in the store, as I walked up next to my car and my sons window...I turned to the lady and said “You…

Can someone please reassure me in a soft crooning voice that we are at peak fantasy football culture and that this is almost over?