The updated fascia makes it look like a Chrysler Sebring.

How expensive was the saddle for your little high horse?

Your high school football tales sound like mine. I once ate two pounds of finger steaks washed down with a 2-liter of Coke (could you have guessed I was a lineman?) BETWEEN two-a-day practices. Adult me needs fresh chonies just THINKING about that kind of intake. 16 yesterday old me didn’t even notice.

What kind of brute befouls the holy apple fritter with RAISINS?

This is an important question, I want to start planning the character now.

Clearly it’s 2,576 HP at 35 PSI.

That’s a strong af take.

There’s a few of us left.

Colin Kaepernick will be available soon, as befits traditional Chiefs QB acquisition methods.

Challenger. I was 5 and going through my astronaut phase (never ended) and I remember seeing the Challenger explode over and over again on TV. I remember adults crying. I am not one of those people who developed a morbid fascination with the final moments of the Challenger crew, either - the idea that they survived…

I was gone for the summer and unbeknownst to me, my roommate was driving my ZJ Jeep everywhere. Not a big deal. I get a text saying “oh hey man, your car overheated, I had to tow it home.” No big deal, I thought, though at the time I worried he didn’t tow the AWD Jeep properly. This was soon to be of little concern. I…

I have the same question - doesn’t the Z/28 have more HP than this? Isn’t that verboten in the halls of GM?

0-60 in 3.9 seconds? That car has to way as much as, oh, say, Phobos, and it can accelerate like that? Wow.

ITT: People who didn’t get the joke.

I’ve been prone to shouting “GOURANGA” whenever I kill multiple people with a vehicle in games like Battlefield. Every now and then someone gets it!

Thank you for not defaulting to Firefly. Good list.

Tyler, this seems to be a bit more opinionated than your average article. As always, good info - my major’s focus was in strategic studies and I have a deep appreciation for thoughtful writing in the area. That said, sometimes there’s pressure for action for action’s sake, and I don’t think the political will exists…

If you want a cheaper - but still damn fine - bourbon, Rebel Yell is the ticket. $15, and personally I think it drinks better than Buffalo Trace or even that made-famous-for-our-generation-by-Justified hallowed sippin’ bourbon, Pappy Van Winkle.

Replacing my Moto X was a hard, hard thing to do. Great phone.

Michigan seems to have an exclusive contract with these little obsidian fucks. They’re ubiquitous.